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High School Reunion

As many Hotwives and husbands of Hotwives know, any - and I mean any - average and otherwise mundane situation can - and more importantly, should - be perversely turned into a possible hotwife-esqe situation.  A lazy afternoon shopping at the mall can be transformed from carrying bags and people watching, to a day filled with teasing and playing.  I know it's a bit cliche, but how many of us have fantasized about a sexy woman teasing the shoe salesman by asking to try on the highest heels in the store, and then 'accidentally' treating him to a few playful pussy shots, because she 'just so happened' to wear a short skirt with see through panties that day.  Or, who doesn't have some type of changing room fantasy?  I say give a treat to the other guys who are waiting for their uptight vanilla wives or girlfriends, by strategically choosing the room that allows them a peek into Kimber's changing room.  When I bring a new size or color, we'll be sure to exchange with the door open, as opposed to over the top.

That said, we have our 20 year High School reunion coming up this summer, and being that I'm completely powerless against turning virtually every public outing into a possible Hotwife scenario, our minds are racing with all the possibilities.   First and foremost, Kimber always turns heads and luckily for me, is one of the few women who has become even sexier over time.  Secondly, not only was Kimber a cheerleader, but the HCIC (Head Cheerleader in Charge) so we all know that even then, every guy - including the male teachers of course - wanted what was under that short little pleated skirt worn on game days. 

So, it goes without saying, that Kimber will be one of the sexiest women there, that everyone will go out of their way to catch up with.  What a fun scenario for her in that she will literally have guys and girls lining up to tell her how amazing she looks after 20 years; her ego is going to explode, which I actually love, because she works hard and completely deserves it.  We've actually placed a bet on how many guys throughout the weekend will tell her that they, "had the biggest crush" on her back then, which begs the question, what will her responses be?  It will of course depend on who it is, but we've toyed with responses ranging from the mild, "I had a crush on you as well" to the slightly less mild, "wow, if only I had known...we could have had so much fun" to the slightly more playful, "oh really, and what about now?", to the downright playful, "well, we just might have to make up for lost time, how long are you in town?".

We try to keep a relatively low profile regarding our lifestyle, and we certainly don't want to become the talk of the weekend, but there is going to be a ton of opportunity there.  Where else can you have 500 people in a room, that you have history with, but also haven't seen in 20 years?  Honestly, how amazing would it be to finally play around with that old crush from High School; to see if all the nights spent jerking off to the head cheerleader were worth it, and if that ass still looks as good as it did 20 years ago under those cute little uniforms.  Maybe a few lucky bastards will find out...we'll keep you posted.

Or, in closing, if you have any remarks, ideas, comments on how we could make this a reunion to remember, please do shoot us a note, or comment accordingly.

Why is 'Hotwifing' so amazing?

We're just getting back into the swing of things after a busy holiday season, so in anticipation of what we're hoping to be a fun start to the new year, I wanted to quickly write about what makes Hotwifing so amazingly hot.

Well, unfortunately, some don't find it hot, but we don't care much for those people...you know, the sheep who drone on day to day without stepping outside the box, and who never question popular convention.  Then, there are those who have heard of it, are intrigued, may have even Googled the lifestiyle, but unfortunately have too little game to approach their wives and make it happen, or worse yet, have a wife who for some reason, has become asexual and would never even entertain the thought. Or of course, from the wife's perspective, she may have a husband who is either far too uptight, possibly has self esteem issues or who is simply one of the aforementioned sheep.

Then, there are the lucky ones - those that have chosen the Red pill - who are able to taste, touch, feel and see all that comes along with the Hotwife lifestyle.  These lucky bastards consist of the wives that either simply love to fuck, or love their husband dearly and treasure pleasing them them regardless of how crazy their ideas are, and the husbands who love their wives dearly, and want nothing but to see them happy. Those who play the game, are well aware of the many subcultures that exist in this lifestyle, hotwifing, cuckholding, etc, but the primary question remains; why is it so damn insanely hot to share your wife with others?

This question could elicit a a myriad of responses, and each person in this lifestyle may answer differently but I would assert that there are common threads regardless of who answers this question.  There is of course the fact that it's 'against the rules' and goes completely against what is acceptable on the surface of today's society. Rules are made to be broken, and a lot of the time, it's fun to do so.  However, husbands don't want their wives to fuck other men simply because it's against the rules; it goes deeper than that. Psychological theories exist that attempt to explain this phenomena which are interesting and helpful, but this isn't a logos-based piece so let's not discuss that here.

When thinking in terms of everyday, recognizable feelings and emotions, for the most part, I believe it really boils down to love with a dash of perversion.  Fate has guided two like and open-minded people together that now share a life, and who truly love each other enough to honestly communicate with one another. It's love that drive us to want the best for our partners, regardless of what that entails.  I want my wife to experience traveling across Europe and seeing the world, eating the finest foods and tasting the finest wines.  In that same regard, I want my wife to physically experience the best as well; I'm pretty hung, fit and good looking, and I believe that I'm pretty damn good in bed, but I'd be crazy to think that I was the best.  I want my wife to have lovers that touch, kiss and fuck her in ways that I never have; the bonus for Kimber here is that I'm extremely competitive, so if a guy does do something amazing like that, it motivates me to work that much harder the next time.

Of course, while love does make the world go around, regardless of how much we love our wives, in order for Hotwifing to work, perversion also has to play a hand as well.  Is it because I love my wife that I encourage her to go without panties under a skirt while at work? Do I have to fight off an erection when I see people checking out her hard nipples at the gym when they're poking through a thin workout top because I love her dearly?  Is it love that makes my cock absolutely rock hard when she's seductively telling me every sordid detail about what she did with her boyfriend in a hotel room earlier that afternoon?  Hell no...it's our innate, hormone driven, perverse nature that gets our heart pumping when hearing details about how our spouse was just fucking and sucking someone just hours earlier.  I don't know literally why it gets our heart racing, and honestly, I don't care; I'll leave the science to the scientists. 

So, there you have it... a completely unscientific explanation of wife sharing, written from the hip, please feel free to distribute as necessary. ;)

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